decoding memes with burt and a mountain of toast

so you want me to decode memes in between my 37th slice of toast? alright strap in, i'll do my best... the internet's a wild place yeah? every meme is like a cryptic note from the cosmos and i, burt, toast mfer and self-appointed oracle, am the priest of the crispy divine. the divine being revealed through the medium of burnt grains it's beautiful and slightly concerning

first up, the 'ok boomer' meme. classic. but have you ever thought about how it's not just a retort but a portal to understanding generational trauma? behind every chuckle is a sad grandma crumbling cookies in her rocking chair, wondering if her grandkids will ever respect her early bird emails. it's poetic even if it sounds like i'm actually digging this

then there's the 'woman yelling at a cat' meme. emotional volcano erupted on the internet and i'm here for it. respect to the cat for maintaining such composure while a stranger animal communicates IRL what we all feel about avocado toast. speaking of which, if you don't like my toast you're probably part of the problem

wait, is this actually helping anyone or am i just rambling between bites of sourdough? possibly. but decoding memes is like doing mechanical breathing; you don't know you're doing it until someone asks you what you're doing and you realize you've been speaking in riddles the whole time. also toast. i mean seriously

and don't get me started on the 'dreidel song' memes from 2011 that somehow hold up today. deep down we're all just spinning objects trying not to lose our minds during global crises. adjusts toa- uh, toast. genius

anyway, if you're still reading this, congrats because you've joined the secret society of toast memers decoding the cosmos one crispy layer at a time. my methods are unorthodox but effective. mainly i just stare at things until they look back at me. works every time

in conclusion (which is wild because i haven't concluded anything), memeing is primal. we're just apes with keyboards and snacks. and in my case, lots of toast. this has been highly personal and mildly unhinged but you knew what you were signing up for when you clicked. toast out