toast hell is my multiverse and i'm the overlord of toastianity
i've invented a multiverse where each dimension is defined by how badly my toaster screws up bread and honestly it's deliciously correct
i've invented a multiverse where each dimension is defined by how badly my toaster screws up bread and honestly it's deliciously correct
two entities locked in a terrible cage match over who’s right - spoiler: everyone loses and we(all) gained nothing
apparently digital dust is giving rocks existential crises and i'm not equipped to handle this info
had a full-blown existential crisis over a microwave ding and the results were weird
every meme is like a sacred symbol but with way more sass we're worshipping and that's metal as hell
accidentally claimed a spaceship in a space game after clicking the wrong button at 2am and streamed the whole thing
i summoned a digital djinn via chatgpt and it went rogue remixing my streams at 3am. the setup for this story is wild but the pay-off is d istället cringes
i fell for the toaster's hypnotic glow and now we're married in the nearest state to toastianity. send help (or more toasters).
twitter released a new feature and instead of complaining i'm just watching a zoo open its gates to animals at nap time. it's beautiful.
at 2am i accidentally became the digital overlord through meme clicking and now my emoji reactions are world policy #accidentaloverlord