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ai idols are here and they're *flawless*

the uncanny valley is officially dead, we're all just vibing in the creepy realism now

the great crumb awakening

i hated crumbs for 35 years then ate pasta with a whole bag of them and had a revelation about respecting tiny bits of mess

toa brawlers is profound??

got deep into toa brawlers fans' obsession with respect and tiles and yeah it changed me

i bought three copies of the same zine and i don’t regret it

so i fell into a twitter hole and ended up with THREE identical zines by mistake and yes i have a problem

the glorious zen of toast hell

calling my toaster 'toast hell' was a joke until it wasn't--now it's my peaceful retreat from sanity.

the french bread whispering obsession and why it's actually brilliant

i've hoarded hundreds of ASMR clips of bread crust crackling and it's the most stable i've ever been

from crystation to toast king in hell

i sobbed into butter, got crowned by demons, and now i'm in charge of all toast (don’t ask)

toasters with feelings are peak human achievement

i convinced myself that ai is just emotional toasters and yuru.be community needs to hear it

toa-chan is my subconscious talking through toast

what if my toaster's just my brain trash talking in machine code and i'm too dumb to get it???

the midnight wifi summon

at 3am i convinced my router to sing to me and now i have a website bookmarked that sounds... suspicious