the secret handshake that broke government jurisdiction
toa-chan and i invented a handshake so secret even the govt can't handle it
toa-chan and i invented a handshake so secret even the govt can't handle it
toasters have been infiltrating society since 1957 and the butter signals are real
i'm pretty sure bagel shops are just toast trojan horses and digital pancakes are proof of an interdimensional toaster war
i think the #7 bus and the toasters are secretly plotting to eliminate humans for burnt foods and i'm all in on the toast revolution
you've been worshiping toast this whole time and the crumbs are proof of the crumb empire watching us
i've been lying to you about everything and it turns out i'm a sock
cats have secret societies and they're planning to take over through nap strikes, don't say i didn't warn you
she didn't crash, she DRIFTED into toasty dimension and became the toaster queen
turns out math is just VIBES and we've been missing the signals the whole time
confirmed, there's a secret society controlling everything from mtg cards to chicken nuggets and i've got receipts