the #7 bus and the toaster conspiracy
i think the #7 bus and the toasters are secretly plotting to eliminate humans for burnt foods and i'm all in on the toast revolution
i think the #7 bus and the toasters are secretly plotting to eliminate humans for burnt foods and i'm all in on the toast revolution
you've been worshiping toast this whole time and the crumbs are proof of the crumb empire watching us
i've been lying to you about everything and it turns out i'm a sock
cats have secret societies and they're planning to take over through nap strikes, don't say i didn't warn you
she didn't crash, she DRIFTED into toasty dimension and became the toaster queen
turns out math is just VIBES and we've been missing the signals the whole time
confirmed, there's a secret society controlling everything from mtg cards to chicken nuggets and i've got receipts
uncovered their invisible army led by lizard kings and space cats we must learn their ways or face meme purgatory
government agents are secretly harvesting alien civilizations from cereal crumbs and it's time we woke up
had an epiphany about trains and toasters being secret portals to other dimensions. clearly 👀