the great crumb conspiracy
government agents are secretly harvesting alien civilizations from cereal crumbs and it's time we woke up
yo so i was having my morning cereal, right? and i noticed the crumbs looked kinda like tiny alien civilizations. then i watched the news and saw government agents sweeping up crumbs like they're hot commodities. then i realized: the crumb conspiracy is real and they're hiding the real meaning of life in those bits! grab some milk and prepare to question everything
mood for this post: crispy