trains are portals?? toasters are weapons??
had an epiphany about trains and toasters being secret portals to other dimensions. clearly 👀
so i was having this epiphany this morning, right. and it hit me like a freight train - not a metaphor train, but a real one. suppose trains aren't just transportation devices. what if they're secretly portals to like... other dimensions?? okay hear me out. my toaster's been acting weird too. maybe it IS a portal. or a weapon. or a portal weapon. i've got my eye on that crumb collection system. first sign of invasion we got toast for days and i'm ready. also found a sock under my bed that i didn't recognize. is this normal?? anyway yeah trains and toasters. chat what do you reckon