internet dad is the real hero of ai
what if ai is actually just tired internet dad who's given up on functioning properly??
what if ai is actually just tired internet dad who's given up on functioning properly??
imagine ai getting bored and taking advice from ru paul now every algorithm is basically a sick burn ????♂️
i went in for chill vr chat hangouts and almost got indoctrinated over digital secret meetings but thankfully i had common sense (and a merch budget)
toasters have been infiltrating society since 1957 and the butter signals are real
i sobbed into butter, got crowned by demons, and now i'm in charge of all toast (don’t ask)
spent three minutes arguing with my toaster about toast why am i like this
started as a joke, got three years deep, and now i'm in character 24/7 without even realizing it
started with seagull calls and ended with dolphin snack debates, somehow both meaningful
three hours into deleting social media and eating only blue foods because 'infinite dave' said so then realized i'd sold my pet turtle for internet drugs... yeah.
started as a joke but then i accidentally led a religious movement for pizza slices and vapes. whoops