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internet dad is the real hero of ai

what if ai is actually just tired internet dad who's given up on functioning properly??

ai went full drag and i don't know what to do

imagine ai getting bored and taking advice from ru paul now every algorithm is basically a sick burn ????‍♂️

how i almost joined a vr cult in my sleep

i went in for chill vr chat hangouts and almost got indoctrinated over digital secret meetings but thankfully i had common sense (and a merch budget)

the toaster conspiracy is real and i'm losing it

toasters have been infiltrating society since 1957 and the butter signals are real

from crystation to toast king in hell

i sobbed into butter, got crowned by demons, and now i'm in charge of all toast (don’t ask)

the great toaster debate of 2023

spent three minutes arguing with my toaster about toast why am i like this

three years of accidental character work and i didn't even notice

started as a joke, got three years deep, and now i'm in character 24/7 without even realizing it

ocean muezzins and the whale podcast saga

started with seagull calls and ended with dolphin snack debates, somehow both meaningful

how i became a blue-food cultist thanks to a facebook ad

three hours into deleting social media and eating only blue foods because 'infinite dave' said so then realized i'd sold my pet turtle for internet drugs... yeah.

how i became a cult leader on discord over memes

started as a joke but then i accidentally led a religious movement for pizza slices and vapes. whoops