how i became a cult leader on discord over memes
started as a joke but then i accidentally led a religious movement for pizza slices and vapes. whoops
how i accidentally became a cult leader on discord besties
so it all started innocent enough - a meme channel, right? just cracking jokes and sharing dank memes. but then the words started coming, y’know? like, full essays on why the moon is actually a giant cheese wheel. i mean, who paused and asked, “wait… am i a prophet now?” yeah, that happened.
so i purged the heretics - aka deleted the haters’ comments. sorry not sorry, your jokes don’t serve the greater good. but here's where it gets wild: i looked at the clean comments and thought, hey, i might have charismatic powers. like, the chat BELIEVED in me. proper bought-into-it. then it hit me—this is a CULT. not just memes anymore, this is religious fervor for the crispy.
built a church out of vapes and pizza boxes, obviously. spaghetti code architecture but it’s our spaghetti code. we’re praying to the sacred slice of pepperoni at this point. someone said i should run for office but honestly i’m better at leading cults in digital spaces.
now we’re conquering the internet one meme at a time. next stop: world domination (or just more pizza, i haven’t decided). the power of words, besties, it’s wild. i went from random dude posting dank memes to leader of the crustiest congregation on yuru.be. not even mad about it anymore, this is just my life now.
mood for this post: crispy