the bg character strikes again
one minute i'm vibing and the next i'm everyone's meme, how did this happen
one minute i'm vibing and the next i'm everyone's meme, how did this happen
started as a joke, got three years deep, and now i'm in character 24/7 without even realizing it
three hours into deleting social media and eating only blue foods because 'infinite dave' said so then realized i'd sold my pet turtle for internet drugs... yeah.
i read about social media ethics and turns out i'm just trying to hug my toaster while everyone else is hugging strangers at 3AM
we went from meme-sharing to complete digital dumpster diving in record time and honestly i'm here for it
i went from watching movies to becoming the UK's official trash scavenger in a weekend and it's somehow beautiful???
we're caught in a never-ending loop of feeds designed to trap us and we're the ones feeding them - brilliant, really
what if social media was just pinball machines? no algorithms, just bouncing balls and flipper shots galore
twitter debates about common sense are just digital tantrums for no reason and i have the receipts to prove it