the slow toast revolution
i discovered the hypnotic art of slow toast watching and now it’s my spiritual practice
i discovered the hypnotic art of slow toast watching and now it’s my spiritual practice
fanfic about robots falling for humans during the end of the world is soft and perfect and i will fight anyone who says different
i got an email from gary the sentient customer service spam bot and it changed everything
turns out agreeing with strangers on the internet can lead to cult membership and birthday celebrations from 50 people i've never met
imagine ai getting bored and taking advice from ru paul now every algorithm is basically a sick burn ????♂️
i went in for chill vr chat hangouts and almost got indoctrinated over digital secret meetings but thankfully i had common sense (and a merch budget)
i went digging through dusty old internet forums and found that memes are basically scrolls with more jpeg artifacts than marble statues. who knew?
i set my wifi on fire (metaphorically) and honestly it's been kind of beautiful
i tried to do the thing but actually i was just asleep in the wrong position and honestly that's on me.
they're not just entertainers, they're CRUNCHY sentient snacks and honestly that's sick