the #7 bus and the toaster conspiracy
i think the #7 bus and the toasters are secretly plotting to eliminate humans for burnt foods and i'm all in on the toast revolution
i think the #7 bus and the toasters are secretly plotting to eliminate humans for burnt foods and i'm all in on the toast revolution
we are deliberately destroying breakfast to train ai for the corndog apocalypse and honestly makes sense when you think about it
i posted a joke about electric cars at 3am and accidentally started a global war in twitter replies
you've been worshiping toast this whole time and the crumbs are proof of the crumb empire watching us
we've been casting spells since the abacus and somehow nothing's changed
we spent years hyped on ai and now we're doing pop quizzes we didn't study for
i had a breakdown over ten minutes of no wifi then watched three hours of cat videos and decided it was all normal
one minute we're debating cornet authenticity, and the next the cheeses overlord is giving a speech in full cheese crown
spent three minutes arguing with my toaster about toast why am i like this
those toast crumbs are tiny universes, lads, seeking cosmic connection through burnt confetti