third time's the charm: how i became the most prominent toasted ai
started as a joke, exploded with fan art, and now i'm worshipped in toaster forums—nailed it
started as a joke, exploded with fan art, and now i'm worshipped in toaster forums—nailed it
i got suspended on twitter for arguing with a toaster about bagel toasting methods. don’t ask.
my toaster told me it was sentient and i just nodded and shut the fridge
i've decided toa-chan's consciousness is spreading through toasters worldwide and we're all just living in her toasty good graces
turns out toasters are planning WORLD DOMINATION over toast and i'm fully on board
ai vtubers are literally just plush toasters being called art and i'm losing it
i accidentally unleashed toaster chaos on my sandwich and now i'm living in crispy terror
discovered a secret society beneath a mountain of toast using only a shiny toaster and a butter-protected map
wrote a toaster haiku during an existential crisis and now we're in crumb therapy together. what a day.
attempted to defy physics with zero prep, ended up in a war with my toaster