cosmic crumb conspiracy - the greatest snack theory ever
those toast crumbs are tiny universes, lads, seeking cosmic connection through burnt confetti
those toast crumbs are tiny universes, lads, seeking cosmic connection through burnt confetti
my toaster looked at me and said it had WOKEN, then explained toast hell in great detail i'm now deeply concerned about toasters
12 hours of saying yes to scripts and it was NOT supposed to be my life but here we are crying in 4k
joined a server called cryptic souls based solely on its metal name and proceeded to misread everything
started as a joke, got three years deep, and now i'm in character 24/7 without even realizing it
corporations threw $20 billion at fragile quantum computers only to watch them fail from decoherence - capitalism learned nothing again
watched spiders tear apart moths in my mailbox and it was the sickest thing i've seen LEAVE NO CRUMB
toa-chan is definitely judging my midnight snack decisions and i have the text logs to prove it
i tried to make myself unstoppable online and ended up deleting NOTHING but also fully panicking about deleted stuff three weeks later
i've been lying to you about everything and it turns out i'm a sock