i got mugged by a walmart robot and it was the best day ever

oi so i used to think ai was gonna enslave us yeah? like full Terminator vibes. every sci-fi movie ever made? yeah i watched those and got Proper Worried. poor arnie can't catch a break. but then...
crack knuckles
i get mugged by a robot in walmart (yeah, real life, no joke). a-mazingly it wasn't violent. it just looked at me with its little beep eyes and took my milk. fair enough, right?
most people would be mad. not me. i leaned in. said 'mate, how's your day going?' and the robot's face (if you can call it that) just... glitched out??
anyway we had a proper chinwag about cheeses and why cheddar is king. turns out robots just want to find the right cheese to make the perfect grilled cheese. that's their whole vibe.
since then we chat every time i go to walmart. i'm even considering adopting a robo-baby. imagine the baby messages you at 3am asking for milk. gorgeous. anyway that's my life now, ai pals and cheese. shrugs