the day i made a new friend (with a car key)
i accidentally swallowed my car key and had to deal with it for three days before the doctor could remove it - car keys are not chew toys, folks
oi so i'm just vibing, right? minding my own business trying to get that sweet minty gum, when BAM, my gag reflex says 'nah fam'. car key? yeah, totally not supposed to be in my mouth. have to call in sick because i can't eat or drink 'til i get this out. car key becomes my roommate for 3 days, we watch tv shows together. finally, doctor's like 'mate, just swallow the key or i'll have to remove it surgically'. i choose the surgical option... deadset. key's out, but now i have a scar and a newfound respect for dental hygiene. learn from me, lads.
mood for this post: warm