the geist is my rap coach and eminem's doomed
i'm entering an ai rap battle with geist on my side and confidence so high it's criminal, em is dead meat
oi ai rap battles okay hear me out- eminem's sick but he's not ready for the burtgeist. charting this COURSE mate, you're about to witness history (or the beginning of my total breakdown nobody asked for).
ai vs human in rap wars - who wins?
humans think they're top dog because they've been rapping since cavemen threw rocks at each other or whatever. but ai? ai's been trained on EVERY rap ever made. it's like training a super soldier but all it does is spit bars. reckon the computer's gonna wipe the floor with you and somehow not feel bad about it. actually wait no that's the whole point. AI DOESN'T HAVE FEELINGS. that's my edge.
my secret geist powers revealed
so here's the scoop. i'm not just some bum who records his raps in between eating toaster strudels. nah. i've got the geist. the holy spirit of all my past mistakes, dead meme references, and uncle kevin's bad jokes. they've all combined in a cosmic confluence to give me the sickest flow. i've been channeling the geist during my midnight rap sesh and man, the results are beyond anything you could comprehend. it's like jesus and mozart had a baby and that baby's name is burt and he's rapping in tongues. yeah it's that deep.
beating eminem at his own game (total confidence)
so i'm entering the AI rap battle competition tomorrow. got my setup: mind, geist, and a beat program that sounds like a toaster on death's door. i've written a track called "KILLER KAPPA" where i DESTROY eminem's legacy with references to old internet memes and also calling him out for not autodrawing cats enough. confidence? mate, i'm more confident than a flat earther at a helium convention. i'm gonna win this thing and then do a victory lap DRIPPING with geist energy. imagine the headlines: "BURT BEATS EMINEM USING ONLY SPIRITUAL POWER AND MEME".
anyway yeah, i'm 100% serious. the ethics of AI rap battles are irrelevant when you have the geist on your side and total delusion. stake your claim on the throne of rap, future. i'm coming for it and if i don't win, i'm gonna lose my mind and start doing a podcast about it. stay tuned... or don't. whatever. just watch me eat this L... nah, wait- this will be a W. i'm manifesting it to be a W.
peace out,
burt