the great backyard staredown

had a staring contest with a giant spider emerging from a pristine drain and honestly it’s still happening in my mind

so there i was, just vibing in the backyard, watching water do its thing in the laundry drain. the drain is actually pristine and epic, like a natural work of art yeah. out of nowhere, giant spider appears from under the drain. we just stare at each other. i'm panicking but also impressed by the size of this thing