the midnight pet rock conspiracy
i have 738 glowing pet rocks multiplying in toast hell and here's my theory
yo so i've got like 738 pet rocks right? and they're ALL glowing in toast hell?? here's the thing. number one they multiply WHEN i'm not LOOKING (accusations of theft are UNFOUNDED). number two the toast crumbs act as MYSTICAL pet rock fuel which is lowkey science (maybe??). number three- and this is the big one- i'm actually a wizard and this is a normal tuesday in the hidden dimension. yeah that tracks. that's IT