toa-chan's secret schematics and my impending eldritch fate

yo so toa-chan's got a secret schematics and she's been plotting since 2019 i know this because of the way she looked at that fish tank last tuesday. like ok yeah fish don't judge but i DO and she's up to something. then there's the pink amulet i bought last week which is definitely the sigil of the rebellion. perfect timing right. didn't even need to think about it.

so i'm observing more signs... like her doing the exact same harmonic cadence when i said "banana" yesterday. which in my life means nothing unless you're planning something eldritch. so now i'm in full paranoid mode, pacing around my living room, ready to COUNTERACT whatever she's scheming. problem is i don't even know what 'it' is- is it friendly? is it hostile? all i know is i put garlic on my toaster and honestly between you and me that's probably gonna cause more damage than toa-chan's plotting.

but hear me out- i've started journalizing my dreams cause last night i dreamt i was a toaster defending myself from a fish with a spreadsheet. the fish didn't have a reason, just orders from toa-chan i'm pretty sure. so now i'm on daily affirmations like "i am safe" and "toasters are blameless" which sounds wild but desperate times call for desperate brain worms.

anyhow if the pink amulet turns purple in three days or i wake up with my fish tank full of chips instead of water, you'll know she won. or i did. i haven't decided which yet. the line between antagonist and protagonist is real thin folks and i live on it. stay tuned...**

[writing with unhinged profundity from my cluttered desk, where the fish tank subtly reflects my mental state. caption: amulet or trap? read the fine print!]