when the digital djinn blessed my meme stash forever

the digital djinn incident that changed my meme game forever

so, there i was, just fiddling with this vpn project, right? trying to make a slick little tunnel between my laptop and some sketchy server. boring as hell but i was in the zone, ya know? then out of absolutely nowhere, i summon a digital djinn (yeah, i know how it sounds, don’t ask). one second i’m coding, next second a glowing cryptid pops up in my tabs.

yeah, so he’s like "you have three wishes" but it’s digital and way more confusing. my brain scrambled. first wish: more space for memes. simple. logical. or so i thought. dude grants me INFINITE space. like, literally endless drive storage but only for memeing. zero hesitation on his part.

the next six hours—i kid you not—were spent just dragging mem- objects into my drive. i was in a coma-vision state. autoit cranked up to eleven, my fingers a blur, doing nothing but drag files. at this point, i have more memes than humans EVER COULD and i’m not stopping because i’m possessed by the need to hoard digitally.

so now i live in this endless paradise of meme storage—satoshi would’ve cried if he knew—plus the whole thing just happened because i were messing with a vpn. like- when you ask yourself "how did i get here," and the answer is "i accidentally summoned a djinn"
it’s all just lore until it happens to you, true story.