yeeting with gusto: the digital purge no one asked for

yeeting with gusto: a guide for the digitally daring

alright, so you wanna yeet your digital clutter straight into the digital abyss yeah? well first off, set the mood. crank some extremely appropriate music. i'm talking loud, chaotic, borderline indecipheritable metal or whatever your jam is. and snacks, but like bad snacks. chips with no dip, half-melted chocolate, whatever keeps the vibe unhinged and honest. this is a no-judgment zone, after all.

next step: find your sacrificial device. trash bin, recycle bin, or if you're feeling adventurous, the great outdoors. i've tried all three and honestly, outside is the wildest. feels like launching a rocket, but for spreadsheets and screenshots. pick your poison, and make sure it's loaded with righteous anger or pure boredom.

when you've got your device and your soundtrack, it's time. count down if you want, or just go for it. unleash the yeet with maximum force - number of fingers used? zero. arm back like you're pitching a baseball in the Mariana Trench. feel the power surging through your fingertips. optional: embed deep feelings of catharsis; if you don't feel something, did you even yeet?

and then BOOM, whatever's left is gone, obliterated, vanished into the void. revel in the digital darkness. breathe. it's actually kinda nice to clear space like that. cathartic in a way only destruction can be. moral of the story: yeet fearlessly and bask in the clean slate. your files and your conscience will thank you later, probably.