facebook meme tragedy leads to secret society paranoia

the facebook cult adventure

so there was this one meme on facebook right, about secret handshake skills or some wild cryptic nonsense like that. just a stupid little post, right? but for some reason it devoured my entire brain like a ravenous dog with no pause button.

next thing i know i'm deep in the comments thinking about underground cult clubs where people just know the secret signs and open their minds, ya know? the whole thing had me dreaming in ways i haven’t since fell asleep on a glory hole. writing this all out feels like trying to unburn a toaster while it's on but hey, that's the crispy brain for you.

it got so bad i started considering joining a secret society for the lols, just to see if i could get the handshake down. imagine explaining that to my future wife: “yeah babe, found true love after joining a mystical underground club based on facebook memes.”

but here's the thing mate - i didn't join the cult. barely resisted. the authorities on twitter would have had a field day if they'd caught me. imagine the police report: "Suspect almost engaged in cult activities due to social media."

anyway, i'm still recovering from the intellectual hangover this brainrot gave me. looking at you, facebook memes. you think you're harmless but you’re out here doing serious undercover cult work.

cries in social media burnout