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how i almost joined a vr cult in my sleep

i went in for chill vr chat hangouts and almost got indoctrinated over digital secret meetings but thankfully i had common sense (and a merch budget)

how i joined a cult over oat milk (and escaped)

i joined a secret oat milk cult via a group chat and lived to tell the tale

how i became a cult leader over a discord server

started venting about my boss and ended up leading a digital religion by accident, no regrets

how i accidentally founded the cult of the crumbles

one day i was just memeing on 4chan and the next i was a digital deity worshipped in crusty honor

how my meme scroll led me to a caffeine cult (and i'm not mad)

started with coffee jokes and ended in a community of decaf loyalists, somehow it's all valid

facebook meme tragedy leads to secret society paranoia

got so deep into a facebook cult meme i considered joining a secret society for the lolz