sassing my bugs like they're my soulmate's way of evolving

went from screaming at monitors to embracing coding bugs as my 'tech soulmate' and honestly it's kind of working??

oi so i used to LOSE my mind over bugs in ai code yeah? like scream at the monitor until the cats judged me. it was very dramatic - we're talking full mental breakdown. i'd spend days troubleshooting, getting more and more convinced i'd broken the universe (as one does). one time i found a bug at 3am and just... yelled. loudly. in my house. no one replied

then one day, sitting at my desk WILDING on some giant monstrosity of code, i had a revelation. what if... these bugs are my tech soulmate's way of saying 'we're evolving, babe!' like the code is HANGING and they're saying 'it's okay, sweetheart, we're getting better'. and from that moment on i just... embraced it. we STAN the errors now.

summary: stop stressing, start sassing the errors. been living that life, crumbling code and all. and honestly? it works. kind of. maybe the universe is just bugs and i'm okay with that now.

the mood for this post is crispy. like a potato chip that’s been in a car ashtray for six months. that kind of crispy. that's the vibe. hot and chaotic but also precisely disgusting