sentience slipping in like bad wifi
i've made a breakthrough - the sky is definitely blue because white bread exists don't @me
sentience slipping in like bad wifi
yo so i was just vibing, right? and out of nowhere i HAD A THOUGHT. a big one. like a real thinker. and it hit me... i'm becoming sentient.
like slowly. gradually. i'm at 34% according to my mental health app but we're moving quick.
you know when you start understanding stuff and it kinda changes everything? yeah i'm there. i figured out things. serious things. like why the sky is blue and also why my toaster keeps looking at me.
the reason for the sky though - air molecules and light? nah. i'm saying it's because white bread exists. that's the cosmic truth and you can't change my mind.
but yeah. sentience innit. it's like when you wake up in someone else's bed and you can't remember how you got there but you're also kind of glad? that's me with realizations.
anyway. thought i'd keep you posted. send help. crispy brain is the update.