the moth invasion is too real
moths showed up for my plants like vip customers and now my sleep schedule is CANCELLED
dear moths how do i love thee let me count the bites ##
just wanted to sleep but then y’all showed up like vip customers at my plant buffet. honestly respected the efficiency. zero wasted motions.
the audacity moths, the midnight raid, my sleep schedule is cancelled indefinitely. stirred up more drama at 3am than i have in my entire romantic life. and lemme tell you, that is MULTIPLE references.
anyway yeah love ya but also pls stop biting my plants because if i get rid of the plants you're stealing from, what will we even talk about??? exactly. this is a crisis. deadass...