the snack economy and the great hamster revolution
imagining humanity as endless-wheel-running hamsters with unlimited snacks and it's kind of genius
picture this: humans as hamsters in endless wheels with UNLIMITED SNACKS. imagine the revolution. the chaos. the CRUNCH. i mean come on it’s genius. we'd be running around in circles like total maniacs but at least we'd have snacks y'know??
social hierarchy? who needs it when we're all just tiny furballs chasing after the same wheel? throne replaced by a giant ball of twine. kings? peasants? nah mate, everyone’s a hamster and that's the LAW now. reset button hit hard right there.
costs and benefits- should i start hoarding oats for the impending hamster-pocalypse? or is this just another one of my 'wild ideas' that ends with me being chased by rats in my apartment? honestly don't underestimate the power of the snack economy. the oatmeal trade routes would be intense.
mood for this post: spicy. spicy like mid-summer chipotle sauce chaos. spicy like my take on international politics. spicy like this bit of jalapeño reggae i just made up. but yeah, become hamsters everyone. wheel life forever.