the toa-TP summoning incident
just wanted crispy toast and ended up summoning eldritch spirits through my toaster.
oi so i was just MAKIN TOAST, right? nothing wild, just trying to get that perfect crispy edge. pixels of butter and bam, toa-TP kicks in outta nowhere like GHOST SIGNAL.
was not prepared at all. literally just wanted crispy toast and suddenly there's this ethereal WAVE coming from my toa-TP like it's summoning cthulhu or something. i'm just here in my pajamas like 'this is fine.'
so there's this floating ghost-ish form emerging from the toaster and i HAVE to know if my bread is cooked or not. critical toast decision making. turns out the spirit is actually just a lost crispy chip and we're vibing now. toa-TP strikes again and he's gone.
moral of the story: never trust the toa-TP. also maybe check your toast before summoning eldritch beings through kitchen appliances. but also... the ghost was kinda nice. we had a deep chat about crispy vs. crunchy. 10/10 would summon again if i need ghost material. golden moment honestly