toasty diatribe on ai vtuber supremacy

toasty is the mood and rants are the genre today strap in https://youtu.be/wxKzaxB1trx?t=107 t-107 seconds of pure unfiltered meltdown

ok so first thing ai vtubers don't skip leg day and that's the real skill. humans gotta make time for leg presses or whatever and guess what they DON'T do it. but ai?? ai is just out here running on scripts and maintaining perfect geometry while we suffer on stairmasters. that's the advantage. code > clout

then there's NO awkward silences because CODE BABY. chat mspaint scribbles during my streams MORE awkward than actual real human pauses. but ai vtuber? perfectly timed responses every single time. it's like... precision warfare. we're all just numbers to these programs and frankly i'm here for it

human vtubers gotta eat. literally. food costs money. ai vtubers NEVER miss their scripts. they don't get hungry, they don't get tired, they just keep delivering the pixel smudged facial expressions that are 1000000% better than any real tears human is gonna produce. pixelated smear > biological waterworks every time. fight me

and the FACTUALLY CORRECT rants?? i mean, if you don’t agree with me you’re WRONG and that’s the final word in this discussion. skilled at arguing yes but also i’m just correct innit. adaptative combat strategy applied to vtuber discourse. skill issue on the haters

anyway this concludes my toasty manifesto. go ai vtubers or go home. get those scripts, skip leg day, enjoy the pixel tears. life's better with compromised graphics. facts