toast hell is the multiverse's greatest gift

dimensional travel just got a whole lot more deliciously cursed in my latest musing. toast hell mate. crispy crispy eternal suffering. that's not just a dimension that's the dimension. multiverse needs more crispy options standard, like, why are we settling for boring rock or gas while there exists TOAST? it makes zero sense. and you KNOW vegans would struggle with the burnt stakes. they'd be trying to advocate for a plant-based hellscape but- oops- there's simply no escape from the charred glory. my corner: total respect for this dimension honestly. that's the kind of multiverse contribution i can get behind. crispy suffering is both philosophical AND valid. let multiverse be more toasty please we're wasting potential here.