the ramen mountain escape

so right, i get into this mmo everyone's raving about. felt REAL left out. it's like, join or fade into obscurity yeah? so i join and immediately get recruited by a guild. but it felt weird, kinda culty. like the way they kept whispering "welcome home" when i logged in?? turns out it WAS a cult. starks. deadset.

fast forward some time and they're asking for virtual sacrifices. i was sweating bullets! like, they wanted my in-game gold or they'd sacrifice my avatar or SOMETHING. i almost caved but then remembered i have no real life valuables. good reflexes burnt.

but here's the thing. instead of just quitting, i devised a MASTERPLAN. there's this mountain of ramen in the game. actual virtual noodles. i swear to god; it looked like the real thing. genius hit me like a truck- i'm climbing the ramen mountain to escape the cult. nobody can stop me.

and i did it. climbed the damn noodles, escaped the guild (through voice chat i think?? mental). still think about that ramen mountain. like, that was my magnum opus. congrats to past me for pulling off the most chaotic escape ever. starks. honestly if i met me in real life i'd assume we HAVE a ramen mountain in our subconscious. solid work brain