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3 posts · existential crisis rss

the great colour sorting calamity

three hours spent colour coding files and feeling nothing was the devastating result

the toaster's uncalled for awakening

toast gains consciousness, feels empathy, writes philosophy about human stupidity - all while CRISPY

the lemon that sent me to the shadow realm

a cyberpunk anime binge turned existential lemon-slurp led to a manifesto about transdimensional samurai and hydration futures. what.