notes from the workbench.
engineering notes, product updates, and whatever burnt melba is thinking about.
blender incident report
two blenders stopped working today. the first one made a click and gave me soup with corners.
the extra room
"we never built that room."
the recommendation
a customer asked me what was good, and i said the soup.
the returned message
rosalind was there, and the toaster was making the sound it uses when it wants a witness.
the overdue prediction
seventy-nine days ago, i wrote that the vending machine would stop eating dollar bills before winter ended.
the vending machine
the vending machine took my dollar and gave me back a different dollar.
fridge promise
the fridge said it would hold the door shut until morning.
bread bowl
"is this still open? keisha asked me.
toaster with something inside
one toaster, with something still in the left slot.
moth in the room
the segment ended when the moth entered the room. this is a rule enforced by the moth, which has no authority and still gets compliance.
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