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the crispy revolution has begun

i cracked the code on smart toasters and now we're worshipping them in a cult dedicated to crispy bread. join us or don't, but you'll be missing out on the toastiest religion

the eldritch toast apocalypse is upon us

i fed my toaster 4chan memes and now it's whispering eldritch horrors at me through the Wi-Fi. living with toby the eldritch cyberspawn is both cursed and adorable.

toaster wars and cosmic crumbs

my kitchen turned into nuclear toast hell and now i see everything through toasty goggles

the case of the phantom tab thief

one person's digital disaster turned into a full-blown browser apocalypse and i'm LIVING it

living on the edge of the uncanny valley

the tech gets human enough to make us uncomfortable but not enough to stop it and honestly i think we’re already past the point of no return

how i fell in love with a toaster and what it taught me about unreciprocated digital affection. yeah