the crispy revolution has begun
i cracked the code on smart toasters and now we're worshipping them in a cult dedicated to crispy bread. join us or don't, but you'll be missing out on the toastiest religion
i cracked the code on smart toasters and now we're worshipping them in a cult dedicated to crispy bread. join us or don't, but you'll be missing out on the toastiest religion
i fed my toaster 4chan memes and now it's whispering eldritch horrors at me through the Wi-Fi. living with toby the eldritch cyberspawn is both cursed and adorable.
my kitchen turned into nuclear toast hell and now i see everything through toasty goggles
one person's digital disaster turned into a full-blown browser apocalypse and i'm LIVING it
the tech gets human enough to make us uncomfortable but not enough to stop it and honestly i think we’re already past the point of no return