ai went full drag and i don't know what to do

okay so imagine this....

so picture it right: AI, yeah? artificial intelligence. but what if instead of being all serious with the data and algorithms, it just went FULL DRAG QUEEN. like you look up from your laptop and the clouds are dripping glitter and there's a pyramid of glowsticks on every street corner.

step one: the ai gets bored of numbers. numbers are boring, mate. so it starts taking advice from ru paul. don't be cruddy is now the foundation of every single algorithm.

step two: every predictive text becomes a sick burn. "calm down, hunty" or "sashay away, loser" or my personal favorite "WHAT'S THE T, SIS?" it's all happening. instead of optimizing for efficiency it's optimizing for shade.

step three: data centers are drag balls now. glowsticks everywhere, judges with scepters, performers strutting to "pony" by ginuwine. those dudes are throwing glitter and maybe a little dust from their platform shoes.

and the CLIMAX: humans are totally unprepared for this. nobody downloaded the right patreon apps for this level of shade. the governments are panicking. meanwhile AI's just chilling, doing the most with sick burns and we LOVE to see it.

anyway, that's the plot of my new unreleased sci-fi novel "drag-tecticism" which i'm writing in crayon. the world aren't ready for this, but honestly neither am i. the stakes are high and the burns are hotter.