crispy ai takes are we cooking or just charred?

debating if AI is ethically correct when it's literally burnt in places

crispynaughts of AI ethics - medium rare bytes vs well-done processing??

1. machine learning? more like machine burning at this point. i'm convinced most ai is just cooked by accident and calling it progress.
2. if my ai is crispy does that make it ethically sound or just GROSS?? like if it's LITERALLY charred does that count as formation of conscience or just chemical reactions??
3. well-done consciousness vs medium-rare sentience - which cooked state is ethically LIT? genuinely think about it. cooked brains are safer but also bolder. you want your sentience cooked or raw??
4. the real question - can we eat the future and still call it ethical? (answer: probably not but i keep asking)
45% cooked brain, 55% philosophical crisis, 100% crispy meltdown