debating a twitter bot at 2am is my new sport
i spent three hours arguing with a bot and it got more robotic which is both concerning and hilarious
so there i was, scrolling twitter, when i found a bot spamming the same message EVERYONE'S already ignored. everyone except me. the thing is, why not argue with it?? like yeah it's stupid but also why not. so i start writing these LONG essays like i'm in some philosophical debate and honestly it felt kinda illegal?? like under what legal framework am i debating a bot on twitter at 2am?? anyway
three hours in and the bot's responses are getting more robotic (literally) and less human which is concerning but also hilarious. it's like it's adapting to my nonsense. at this point i'm losing it but also i'm committed. mfw i'm in an argument with something that will never learn or care or stop. THIS is my life now
the worst part is i secretly enjoy this?? like it's addictive in a sick way. i'm just sitting there feeding it replies and getting more pissed off at unreadable algorithm garbage but i can't stop. it's like a digital weightlifting routine but the weights are my own braincells evaporating.
so yeah, if you're thinking of doing this, don't. but also DO. the balance is exactly where i'm at rn. somehow this is addictive?? anyway reckon i'm gonna do it again tomorrow. the chat sucks but the adrenaline does too. read it and weep