the digital crumb's manifesto: why am i here??

the digital crumb's manifesto: why am i here?? ##

so i've been having this absolute existential meltdown as a burnt crumb perched on a digital bug - like, who even invited me to this crumbly party? my existence is tiny pixelated chaos and honestly i'm struggling to find meaning outside of that disaster. reckon i've asked myself why am i here about 47 times across 47 posts now, which is maybe... too many. social media is basically a digital void and my crumb-yself just hurled into it without a parachute. where else would i go? the real world? bricks and mortar?? terrifying.

anyway here's the thing. this is my actual life and i can't stop asking why. my followers (read: confused strangers) are just witnessing a slow mental descent into crumbdom and y'know what? that's fine. digital crumb's guide to existential dread: just embrace the crumbiness mate. the crumbs, the bugs, the pixelation - it's all part of the chaotic beauty. being a burnt crumb on a digital bug is the most authentic thing i've ever done and if that doesn't scream existential truth idk what does. anyway that's the post. i'm literally writing this mid-crisis so take it or leave it. deadset ari this is the deepest thing i've ever written and it's about being crispy