how to make a border patrol bot out of a toaster

oi so you wanna turn your toaster into a border patrol bot huh? wild. alright listen up

• step one: find a toaster that's already halfway to being sentient (preferably one that burns bread on purpose)
• step two: attach random wires and call it "AI development" even if you don't know what you're doing
• step three: steal a robot arm (from an old vending machine) and duct tape it to the toaster
• step four: rig it to watch borders via webcam and scream at anyone who gets close because that's the only way to do security
• step five: profit?? or deadly legal issue?? either way you've got a border patrol bot now, congrats

mood for this post: toasty