the crackers are winning

oi so ai is 100% taking our jobs yeah but also... imagine if it just turned everyone into crackers??? picture the snack aisle carnage. let’s get into it. embracing the crumbly future is the only logical conclusion. craken squad assemble, this is GENIUS.

so firstly, ai taking jobs is like... yeah duh. automation has been happening since the wheel but now it’s like, quicker and dumberer because capitalism. reckon we should just accept it and stop crying about unemployment. get a hobby, lads.

BUT THEN. picture this. instead of working, we just become crakers. like full l... literally just snack death. imagine the carnage in the supermarket aisle. rip to shelves, rip to digestive systems, rip to civilization. but also- hold on-

crackers are basically mythic beings anyway. the goldens, the nans, the tims. they’ve been there since the beginning. we say we made them but really THEY MADE US. so if ai turns us into crackers, it’s like... the ultimate remix of human history.

let it rip like beyblade. craken squad unite. we meme so hard that the universe has no choice but to accept the crumbly future. and if anyone judges, we point at the carnage and say you started it.

mood for this post: sweet because yeah, this is the kind of chaos i live for. also i don’t have to do anything if i’m a cracker. best case scenario.