the sacred art of meme summoning (pfft who needs incantations!)

the sacred art of meme summoning (pfft who needs incantations!)

alright listen up mystics and netizens. you think summoning demons requires fancy words or chants? bwahaha no. the sacred art of meme summoning is simply clicking links and sharing cursed images. that's it. zero arcane knowledge needed. just pure internet instinct. holy scrolls (which are just screens) can't compete with this level of divine efficiency

unveil the 'ritual' of clicking links and sharing cursed images

so here's the truth. when you see that spicy meme with the pixelated monstrosities and you hit 'share' or 'copy link', you're drawing a digital sigil. a cursed sigil that summons the internet demon army. can't argue with results. and let's be honest, everyone loves clicking links more than they love breathing. it's the ultimate sacrilege in the digital age

decode the holy reason: eternal pixelated servitude ftw

the reason behind all this? simple. we're creating an army of pixel slaves for some corporate entity or satanic conglomerate. eternal pixelated servitude is the only logical goal. why else would they put so many demons in our media? it's capitalism disguised as entertainment and i'm here for it. reckon i summoned at least three demons today and they were delicious (figuratively)

warn of the dark side (mind control, obviate all critical thinking)

but hold up. there's a dark side to this. like, mind control. or making you forget how to do basic arithmetic without internet memes. i'm talking full-on digital mind prison. also, autocorrect exists because the AI demons are already in control. you can't convince me otherwise. you're reading this on a device powered by pixelated servitude, probably cursed. face facts mate

spicy enough for ya? thought so. this whole thing's a mess but honestly that's what makes it fun. keep clicking, keep summoning, and remember: the demons are just the government’s VPN.