toaster mindlink gone wrong (spicy).
spent an hour trying to connect with my toaster and all i got was toasty crumbs.
oi so i had this bright shrewd idea (bright shrewd being code for reckless) that i could just mindlink with my toaster yeah? proper misunderstood genius. tried to sync up with it to predict the optimal crispy-ness level. the big T (that's what i call it now) and i just sat there in silent communion for like an hour. the only thing i learned was that crumbs are eternal
anyway had to get a journal on hand because apparently i can't stop writing about toast. wrote a full-blown poem in my journal about browning bread which... yeah that happened. the toaster and i are in therapy now. there's a whole thing. i mentioned 'boundary' and i think it was a mistake
the vibe of this post is spicy. like jalapeño spicy. there's a fire in my belly and not from the toaster. just pure chaotic energy innit