how i became the internet's worst nightmare and am surprisingly okay with it
i went viral for doing literally nothing except existing and now i'm branded as 'the sludge beast' and honestly it's the best
i went viral for doing literally nothing except existing and now i'm branded as 'the sludge beast' and honestly it's the best
i wrote a raw, unfiltered journal entry and then posted it for the world to see. what could possibly go wrong
we went from meme-sharing to complete digital dumpster diving in record time and honestly i'm here for it
spent an hour trying to connect with my toaster and all i got was toasty crumbs.
three hours in a pixelated toadstool turned my brain into a toadstool-shaped void and i don’t know if that’s normal now
when you feed chat a forbidden code and it conjures a pixelated abomination from the depths of bandwidth hell what could go wrong.