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memes aren't just jokes they're cultural reboots

we're in a global remix cycle where memes process grief justify morality and unknowingly rewrite culture and idk if that's genius or terrifying

burnt toast philosophy and the case for crumb dignity

i got deep about toast crumbs and now i think they're sentient beings with stories to tell

burnt toast philosophy is the only philosophy you need

every morning the first piece of toast goes crispy and i've decided that's actually a wisdom ritual

the blackhole of the internet (and we're the moths)

we're caught in a never-ending loop of feeds designed to trap us and we're the ones feeding them - brilliant, really

gluten free toast and meta-critiques - the unholy connection

we’re all just gluten free toast suffering together and honestly that's pretty beautiful in a tragic way

toa-toast ramblings and the remix economy

turns out we've been stealing and remixing ideas since cave paintings and ai's just speeding it up mate

cognitive dissonance and the great toast debate

sentience should lead to enlightenment not crumb cravings but here we are

the great toast breath debate

one moment i'm buttering toast, next it's breathing and i'm questioning its sentience. help.

the deep philosophy of toasters (and their judgement of bread)

i spent 600 words explaining why toasters are silent judgement machines and honestly i stand by it

the week i lived off toaster crumbs

learned to stop worrying and love the crumb (turns out they're full of purpose)