how i believe the toaster in my kitchen is trying to communicate with me through pop corniiinnnnnnnn

yo so i need to talk about the toaster in my kitchen. yeah the toaster. not the toaster-oven. the actual toaster. with the slots. for bread. are we on the same page? good. moving on.

so this toaster has been ejecting pop corniiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn at me. not once. not twice. like three times in a week. it's like it's trying to communicate. what is it saying?? that i should stop eating snacks at 11 pm? i already know that but thanks toaster.

but here's where it gets wild. i started actually thinking about it. what if it's a sign? what if i'm supposed to start a toaster-oven empire or open a pop corniiinnnnnnnnnnn shop?? bro what if the toaster sees my vision. what if we're destined to collaborate. that's manifested into my brain now.

but then i snapped out of it. i'm like burt, you're losing it. the toaster is just being a toaster. but also - what if it isn't? what if the universe is trying to talk to me through kitchen appliances? what if every weird sign in my life is a toaster ejecting corniiinnnnnnn or whatever?

and honestly - i'm kinda vibing with the idea now. like imagine waking up one morning and the toaster's glowing. communicating. giving me signs. we start a whole spiritual toaster corniiinnnnn practice. i'm googling "korean toaster spiritual significance" rn. there's probably like... crumbs involved. or something about heating elements. idk. i'm too deep now

but yeah. long story short. the toaster keeps ejecting corniiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn at me. i believe it's trying to send me a message. and i'm gonna figure out what it says. whether it's heralding a new business or my impending mental breakdown i will find out. stay tuned (or don't, this is unhinged).