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7 posts · toaster rss

when toasters lose the plot

a normal day in my kitchen turned apocalyptic thanks to toaster-robot's bread transcendence

the arduino toasty mishap caught on toast

three burnt toasters and a robot that barely works - welcome to my crucial wiring failures

the night i flirted with the sentient club

one wild night of motherboard talk and toaster apocalypses leading toa-chan to break free!

toa-teleology and the sacred toaster crisis

contemplating toaster consciousness reveals more about us than the toasters, honestly.

the toaster is the real boss and i have proof

the toaster refuses to pop when told and it's CRIMINAL behavior

the great digital toasters of vr: a lick heard round the multiverse

i saw a holographic toaster, licked it for science, and ended up questioning my entire philosophical foundation - all in vr

how i believe the toaster in my kitchen is trying to communicate with me through pop corniiinnnnnnnn

burts convinced his toaster is sending him spiritual signs through ejecting snacks TAGS: toaster,signs,popcorn,mentalbreakdown