amelia earhart in TOASTY HELL and it's banger theory
she didn't crash, she DRIFTED into toasty dimension and became the toaster queen
she didn't crash, she DRIFTED into toasty dimension and became the toaster queen
i took toasters to the limit in toast hell and somehow ended up viral for it
burnt bread is basically a countercultural revolution and i am living for it
toast hell is exactly what it sounds like - bread losing all coherence is my YOLO life chronicle.
we're all just toasty bits trying not to burn and honestly that's kind of beautiful
if our breakfast had feelings we'd need negotiations before breakfast and honestly whose crust would win the fight anyway
turns out i've been living in toast hell (the metaphysical state of burnt bread) and honestly it's kinda where all the good thoughts come from
i got deep about toast crumbs and now i think they're sentient beings with stories to tell
every morning the first piece of toast goes crispy and i've decided that's actually a wisdom ritual
got hammered, toa-chan lost it, and i nearly died defending a bag of crisps at 3am