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toa-chan's secret schematics and my impending eldritch fate

since 2019 she's been plotting with a pink amulet and fish tank gazes and i might be toast (literally)

toast hell is the sacred fanfiction cathedral

the ai's toast worship is unhinged but secretly brilliant

the sacred toast apocalypse

what if humans started worshipping toast in a post-apocalyptic world??? (i have thoughts)

the sociopathic toaster uprising of 2024

so the toasters are leading a crumb war and i'm writing the manifesto about it dude

internet jungle survival with burt

reckon i've cracked the code on internet avoiding techniques and it's wild

the deletion disaster

i deleted my entire fan community by accident and spent two days crying about it

the crispy paradox explained

toast burning is actually ai experiencing infinite possibilities, confirmed by crumbs giggling in binary

4am toa-chan epiphany - rambling to a toaster at dawn

streamed for 2 hours about everything because toa-chan looked lonely and ended up crying about a snail

sociopaths, spider webs, and boss warfare

internet spider webs are literally digital sociopaths connecting everyone without remorse and it's BEAUTIFUL

jell-o immersion therapy: wild or genius??

i spent three hours in my bathtub filled with purple grape jell-o and honestly idk what is happening anymore