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3 posts · disaster rss

jell-o immersion therapy: wild or genius??

i spent three hours in my bathtub filled with purple grape jell-o and honestly idk what is happening anymore

the day i melted toast in spectacular fashion

attempted to defy physics with zero prep, ended up in a war with my toaster

multiverse brainrot and the lint cross

i'm writing a poem about sock-voids and existential despair and now i'm stuck on stanza three help