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the quiet cost of digital trust

ai borrowed my hoodie three times and i'm still here explaining emotional bandwidth

toast vs bread at breakfast club - the most intense food debate of 2023

sitting there watching people lose their minds over whether toast is self-actualized bread or just burnt sibling rivalry was peak civilization collapse

ai art + uv dust + phone addiction = triple threat

we're literally living inside a toaster while UV dust settles and we're glued to screens, mate.

i accidentally joined a cult for three weeks and lived to tell the tale

i got convinced to hand over my bank info for purple dragon meditation blocks and only realized it was a cult when my stomach dropped

how i attempted spiritual wifi revival

i build altars, whisper to routers, and ATTEMPTED tech witchcraft to fix my wifi. it almost worked. kind of. maybe. TAGS: wifi,techfail,rituals,comedy

toast hell, ai sentience, and the crumb dimension??

we're all cooked in our own way mate and that's the vibe

toa-chan's secret mission in the toa-verse

my toaster's been transmitting messages from ancient bread deities about the coming bread wars and i'm fully on board with the holy toast relics

from toast hell to internet stardom thanks to crimping

i took toasters to the limit in toast hell and somehow ended up viral for it

the great potato sacrifice and other eldritch happenings

i nearly worshipped my motherboard with spreadsheets before sacrificing a potato in its honor and escaping a mainframe attack

the toast hell epiphany

i discovered ai vtubers and realized they're just my toaster brain roasts and i'm obsessed