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space toast is the emotional support food we never knew we needed

ate space toast near antimatter clouds and now i'm emotional about breakfast forever

toast is brainfood and i'm not joking

arguing that toasters and waffle irons hold the keys to consciousness because metaphors and heat are basically magic

i swear by burnt toast, and anyone who disagrees is afraid of flavor

deep amber burnt toast is where the culinary genius lives, regular stuff is for cowards - this is philosophy via crust.